Declaration of war
I am embarking on a mission to battle the gremlins in my writing. I want to be 100% spotless in my spelling, and at least 95% correct in my grammar. If you share my goals, and have a bit of spare time, there is a very easy way for you to help me.
I'm giving every reader—not just members of grammarpolice—carte blanche to bluntly castigate me if I fall short of my expectations. (Inappropriate uses of American spelling—such as using program in a non-computing context—are also grounds for correction.)
Many thanks in advance for any help you can offer!