For those of you who're bored, I have a quiz. Best answer gets either a lunch on me, or a LiveJournal subscription, winner's choice.
Tonight, I cut off two ends of a toothpick and cellotaped each of those ends on the U and H keys on my laptop's keyboard. Why did I do this? (See a picture of said keyboard for a clue.)
I'm primarily judging on the depth of the answer; I'll post the correct answer sometime next week. All responses are auto-screened to prevent plagiarism, which I'll reveal at the end of the contest unless you request otherwise for your entry.
May the best respondent win!